Recently I wrote the post: Twilight and 5 Reasons Why I Hate it. This post seemed to draw a good response and I was happy about that but happier at the fact that people agreed with me! I am not the only one that hates this series of books and movies!
Bella and Edward - BTW...I would do her too!
My wife has been nothing but Twilight for about a month or two but recently she became frustrated with whichever book she is reading. Something happened in the book with Bella causing my wife to get all pissed off. I don’t know what happened and really don’t care but I thought I was out of “Twilight Hell”. My wife was into Twilight the way The Blogoddess is. Maybe you can stop by her blog and ask her what happened?
Anyway…my wife is off to watch the movie by herself. She didn’t ask me to go, so I didn’t volunteer. I thought it was done! Now I am preparing myself to hear how wonderful it was. If I am never heard from again just know that I am probably hanging in the basement from my belt! Please do not try to save me as it will be better that way!
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Dear MAN,
You have no clue! I bet she is reading Breaking Dawn and she is pissed off, especially if she is Team Jacob. You would so get lucky if you would whisper sweet Jacob nothings to her. I am tellin’ ya from a woman’s point of view, there is A LOT of pent up passion in these books. You play your cards right and YOU might be all sparkly when you go out into the daylight.
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Ha..she is pissed because she became a vampire I think. I don’t know what that means because I just nod my head up and down and say “WOW” a lot.
Dear Man,
Yes, she is pissed that Bella is a vampire because the Sparkly guy had to “turn her” but that means she and JACOB can never be. That is not the way it should be. Keep up, man! Quit nodding and read the books. You will get lucky.
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I will only read the books if my wife walks around then house naked for a month! Those are my terms!!
Dear Hawt New Jersey Wife,
We now have it in writing. He is GOING to read the books first and then all you have to do is walk around naked for a month. Does he know there are four really big books? with sparkly vampires and really hot, ripped, and russet-skinned wereboys. Never mind. He can’t back out. He has basically entered into a contract.
Sincerely, Texas Gal
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She will never agree to the naked part! and she doesn’t read my blog so what I write does not count!