Yes, it is time for me to be a disgusting pig-headed man. Sarah Palin was on Oprah today.  My wife recorded it and watched the interview when I came home from work, sparking the same question I had asked myself during the Presidential campaign: “Would you do Sarah Palin?”. My answer was the same as it was before, “YES!”.

I tried many times to explain to my wife how a man’s brain works but for some reason she doesn’t understsand. Men generally break women down into two simple catergories:

  • Yes – Meaning I would “do” her. This can mean that the woman in question is completely gorgeous, pretty
    On the "Yes List"

    On the "Yes List"

    enough or that there is something about her that just makes me want to “do” her.

  • NO – Meaning that there is nothing about this woman that would make me want to “do” her.

Men are simple creatures and to us, it always comes down to a simple yes or no. Sad but true.

For me, Sarah Palin just represents the teacher in high school that everyone wanted to have sex with. It wasn’t necessarily because she was drop-dead sexy, it was because there was something about her that just made you think that way (I call it just being a man). It could be a look, the way a certain word or phrase is spoken, the way she looks in a certain outfit or just because men are perverts no matter how you slice it. Sarah Palin was a woman in power running for Vice President. She wasn’t Hillary Clinton, Barbara Bush or Nancy Reagan. She is mildy attractive but something about her just has me saying “yes” to the question being asked by my friends (the friends in my head).

Now before I get everyone upset with me, let me explain something else. I am an over-weight, 35 year old married man, father of 3 children that barely provides enough for his family. I am not a good looking guy and I am horrible in bed (just ask my wife) and I know it. However none of that matters! It has nothing to do with what I can offer Sarah Palin that would make her attracted to me in any way. It is that primitive and perverted urge coming to the surface and ALL men have it! I don’t argue nature, I embrace it and so should everyone else!

If you are a woman reading this post, you must go ask your husband or boyfriend this question:

“If you are with the guys, see a woman and your friend asks you “Would you?”. What does that mean?” If he is honest, he will tell you that is the code for “Would you do her?”.  If he is not being honest with you, he will probably say that he doesn’t know. The only reason he is saying this is because he is holding true to the “Man Code” which has us not admitting in any way that we are complete perverts all of the time. The only reason I am sharing this secret is because someone has to.

So there it is, my explanation of why I would “do” Sarah Palin. Women may not understand but the men do. Whether or not they agree with my nod for Sarah Palin, all men think the same way!

Ummmm...On the "No List" -

Ummmm...On the "No List" -

Don’t worry Hillary, you are safe and on my “NO List” but Nancy Pilosi….WATCH OUT! You are centainly on my “Yes List”, even though you are a Democrat!

Ohhh yeah....On the "Yes List"..why not!

Ohhh yeah....On the "Yes List"..why not!

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