Simple and to the point:

  1. What kind of vampire doesn’t rip apart the pretty young girl?….a sissy vampire is my guess
  2. Twilight is all I hear from my wife.
  3. My wife watched the bonus DVD footage….I didn’t know that she knew what bonus footage or extras were
  4. Twilight takes away from my “fun” time…in addition to the kids, school work, cleaning, cooking and everything else involved with being a mom!
  5. I didn’t think of the story and publish the book myself…..that creative bitch!

I know that this is old news but Twilight is new to my house. My wife has heard about Twilight from friends and family but routinely said that she would never read the book or watch the movie. Something happened recently

I hate all of these people!

I hate all of these people!

and she was convinced to read the book. “Twilight” hasn’t stopped since! She has since been given the second and third books, completing the second book in 2 or 3 nights and she purchased the DVD. She is always looking in the gossip magazines for stories and it drives me nuts.

I thank god that my daughter is only 4 and has no knowledge of Twilight! I know my day will come when she is also obsessed with something…..in due time…in due time! Twilight just makes me sick and I don’t know why.

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