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Mar 05

Getting Old……..SUCKS!

Lately I have been feeling as if I am getting old. You know the way you felt about your parents when you were younger. I think it is because of the release of the new iPad. It started to make me think back to when I was younger and not necessarily a little kid. But here are some of the things that flashed through my mind:

  • Getting cable and it had a box with a lot of buttons, a switch for 3 positions and a long wire to the T.V.
  • Having a rotary dial phone on the living room end-table
  • Thinking Pong was the shit
  • Atari just blew away Pong….whoaaaaa!
  • Commodore 64 – I didn’t get one but my friend had one
  • My father watching Barney Miller and All in the Family (I still catch them on late night re-runs if I am lucky)
  • Cash registers that had BIG clicky buttons and made the sound of a bell
  • Cars with little vent windows in the doors
  • Cars with air conditioning were for fancy people
  • Sony Walkman with a cassette player
  • Our first cordless phone (it had a retractable metal antenna and that was top of the line stuff)
  • Getting a beeper when I was a teenager (555-5555 911 911)
  • Getting my first computer at 18 or so
  • Motorola StarTac (the best phone ever!…Tri-Mode)

64k Memory...hahahahaha

I guess you get the point. I am sure everyone feels this way from time to time but it creeps me out! My 7 year old comes home and talks about stuff that I never heard of. I find myself playing Wii with the kids and think to myself “Holy shit!” and I know that X-Box has the new thing that reads body movements through a camera/scanner thingy. I am not ready for that!

I am fairly sure that one day I will find my kids plugging themselves into a computer just like Neo from The Matix. I just hope that I don’t end-up some old curmudgeon stuck on life in the 80′s and early 90′s but I think I already am.

Oh and by the way….Steve Jobs sucks ass for this!

Kiss my ass Steve!

2 comments

  1. Jotter Girl

    There was something magical about those cash register buttons and the sound they made. Rotary phones too. I’m old enough to remember interactive TV with Winky Dink. You put a plastic sheet over the screen of your 13 channel TV set complete with antenna and colored on the screen with special crayons. OY VEY.
    Jotter Girl´s last [type] ..Everyone should have some “Dude Time”

    1. Real Dad

      By the looks of your typewriter, I would have figured you a silent movie kinda gal. hahahaha

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