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New Moon – The Wife Goes Alone

By Real Dad, November 24, 2009 10:29 pm

Recently I wrote the post: Twilight and 5 Reasons Why I Hate it. This post seemed to draw a good response and I was happy about that but happier at the fact that people agreed with me! I am not the only one that hates this series of books and movies!

Bella and Edward - BTW...I would do her too!

Bella and Edward - BTW...I would do her too!

My wife has been nothing but Twilight for about a month or two but recently she became frustrated with whichever book she is reading. Something happened in the book with Bella causing my wife to get all pissed off. I don’t know what happened and really don’t care but I thought I was out of  “Twilight Hell”. My wife was into Twilight the way The Blogoddess is. Maybe you can stop by her blog and ask her what happened?

Anyway…my wife is off to watch the movie by herself. She didn’t ask me to go, so I didn’t volunteer. I thought it was done! Now I am preparing myself to hear how wonderful it was. If I am never heard from again just know that I am probably hanging in the basement from my belt! Please do not try to save me as it will be better that way!

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Twilight and 5 Reasons Why I Hate It

By Real Dad, November 12, 2009 11:04 pm

Simple and to the point:

  1. What kind of vampire doesn’t rip apart the pretty young girl?….a sissy vampire is my guess
  2. Twilight is all I hear from my wife.
  3. My wife watched the bonus DVD footage….I didn’t know that she knew what bonus footage or extras were
  4. Twilight takes away from my “fun” time…in addition to the kids, school work, cleaning, cooking and everything else involved with being a mom!
  5. I didn’t think of the story and publish the book myself…..that creative bitch!

I know that this is old news but Twilight is new to my house. My wife has heard about Twilight from friends and family but routinely said that she would never read the book or watch the movie. Something happened recently

I hate all of these people!

I hate all of these people!

and she was convinced to read the book. “Twilight” hasn’t stopped since! She has since been given the second and third books, completing the second book in 2 or 3 nights and she purchased the DVD. She is always looking in the gossip magazines for stories and it drives me nuts.

I thank god that my daughter is only 4 and has no knowledge of Twilight! I know my day will come when she is also obsessed with something…..in due time…in due time! Twilight just makes me sick and I don’t know why.

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