We are only 2 weeks away from the new arrival to our family and we have finally begun to act like a baby is on its way. The last few days have been busy and actually included some preparation for the baby. I washed a stroller that has basically been sitting in a garage for …
Tag Archive: father
Apr 21
Fatherhood: A Complete Review of Fatherhood
I felt it time to do my first review. I toiled long and hard over what to review and fatherhood was the only thing I could come up with. Fatherhood may not be something I am good at but I have a lot of experience with 3 kids and 1 on the way. I affectionately …
Feb 13
Real Dad’s Apology
Ok blog, I apologize as I have truly neglected you for some time now. Things have been really crazy lately. Between home and work, I don’t know if I am coming or going and of course my house has once again been a cesspool of germs and other such things. Shit… since I wrote “Fatherhood …
Jan 10
If You Can Move Your Fingers or Toes It Isn’t Broken
Yesterday I was having a twittersation with Ezmomm regarding cleaning products. She mentioned to me that she hates the smell of pine cleaners because it reminds her of the times when she was sick as a youngster and her mother would place a puke bucket next to her bed with Pine Sol at the bottom. …
Jan 04
Introducing #4
Alright, the holidays are over and we are back to the daily grind. I had the last 1.5 weeks off of work and spent every waking second with my family. That isn’t a bad thing but I will say it again, I do not envy stay-at-home parents! My wife decided to be a stay-at-home mom …
Nov 16
Sarah Palin – Yes I Would “Do” Her
Yes, it is time for me to be a disgusting pig-headed man. Sarah Palin was on Oprah today. My wife recorded it and watched the interview when I came home from work, sparking the same question I had asked myself during the Presidential campaign: “Would you do Sarah Palin?”. My answer was the same as …
Nov 01
A Father and Husband in a Bad Economy
How many fathers out there feel inadequate in their “providing” for the family? This is something I have struggled with myself for quite a while now. I understand in our generation that many mommies are the larger of the financial providers and in many cases the sole provider, so maybe they understand as well. I …
Sep 28
Fatherhood Means Poop On The Floor
Yes, the title says it all: FATHERHOOD MEANS POOP ON THE FLOOR! The wife and I have been delaying our potty training of Corey until the other kids went off to school and so far Corey has been great. It has been about 2 weeks now and he has had minimal accidents which surprises me …
Sep 14
Football Sunday – Ruined Again
Ok..so in my last post I said that I would do everything possible to finish by noon yesterday so I can sit in front of the TV and spend the day watching football. I was certainly done by noon and even had time to get some additional things done for Carrie. I got all of …
Aug 28
This Father Cannot Wait for School
School time is quickly approaching here in NJ and this father cannot wait! Although I am not the one home with the children, I receive the result of my wife’s frustration. This year Nicky will be in the 1st grade and Jordy will be in Pre-K classes 3 days per week. This is will be …










